In this week’s Chubstep Pat, Jahred and Steed discuss week one of the NFL season, missing Joe Webb, the tale of two halves, listener emails including Scooby Doo and the meaning of ‘No Safe Words’ on a bumper sticker, Kidz Bop God’s Plan, ‘Hot Ones’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, an obsession with legs, an accidental internet search, and drinking recommendations in ‘Booze Newz’.