Pat and Jahred record live from a float in the Morton Grove, IL 4th of July parade in this week’s Chubstep. The guys discuss the bomb pop shot in ‘Booze Newz’, Jahred’s favorite fireworks show, dueling pianos, ‘Silverado’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, the firework Oreo, the middle in the Human Centipede, ‘Vegas’ Golden Knights, the new vs old Mummy, pictures of feet in ‘B!7C# What’, a bad man cave purchase, no school for pregnant girls in ‘Tanzania News’, ageless Jeff Hornacek, the Bull’s trade, when remakes are better than the originals and songs for during fireworks.
Jahred is joined by former Green Beret, Texas Longhorn & Seattle Seahawk long snapper, philanthropist and world traveler Nate Boyer. The guys discuss doing what you want regardless of age, Nate’s path from the Army to college and professional football with no high school experience, bringing clean water to Tanzania with Waterboys, and raising money for Waterboys by climbing Mt Kilimanjaro with veterans. Friend of the show Big Money Banks joins Jahred to discuss Chubstep’s guests, Jahred’s work trip to New York, a dysfunctional D.C. airport, Martha’s Vineyard, Russell Westbrook winning MVP, ratings, over-regulating and tipping with Uber, and ‘Run Ronnie Run’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’
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Pat and Jahred are 800 miles apart while Jahred’s in New York for a movie in this week’s Chubstep. The guys discuss Pat’s Metallica concert, Jahred meeting up with Lil’ Stevie, what Executive Producer means, Jahred on the set of a movie, umbrellas vs man cards, the problem with Uhaul, saying ‘no’ in a work environment, the power of Chubstep, Jahred’s interview with 3 time Indianapolis 500 winner and DWTS winner Hélio Castroneves where they discuss racing in Texas, Amazon and Whole Foods, ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, Shutting down newspapers in ‘Tanzania News’, and Venmo rich
Jahred is joined by Noel G an actor and producer, known for The Dark Night Rises, Training Day, The Fast and the Furious, Bruce Almighty and many other films/television shows. The two discuss how Noel got into acting, Danny Trejo, what films stick out, what makes a film successful, him giving back to kids, the anti-bullying message of his first production ‘Ditch Party’ on Amazon Prime, what it is like being a producer, and bringing people together. Pat and Jahred discuss the Taste of Randolph, Jahred’s trip to Texas, alcohol in theatres in ‘Booze Newz’, an intense gas station, Jahred’s idea for the ultimate cos play outfit, ‘Mortdecai’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, mustaches, addressing an entire city in ‘B!7C# What’, prosthetics for Albinos in ‘Tanzania News’ and a quick way to grab attention
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Chubstep is celebrating 100 episodes and the Chubstep boys are celebrating you. Pat and Jahred discuss Pat’s unrelenting pursuit of Guns N’ Roses, beer samplers gone wrong, Jahred as the next Tommy Showbiz, barn weddings, bad advertising, listener emails including: their best work stories, what game to beat God in, are donuts breakfast food? And their favorite episodes. The guys continue with Sunday alcohol sales in ‘Booze Newz’, ‘Into The Night’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, show reboots in ‘B!7C# What’, and an elephant attack in ‘Tanzania News’
Jahred is joined by Singer, NASA Engineer and friend of the show Brin. The guys discuss eating habits in LA, if sushi is lazy, the lost episode, trying to get a human on Mars, Mars as the new Vegas, self-driving cars with Uber, Brin’s new music iID, electronic music, bad greens on an expensive golf course, a bad day at the horse races, how looks can be deceiving, making money by getting hit by a semi-truck, ‘The Legend of Sleepy Hollow’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, stealing drugs off a corpse in ‘Tanzania News’, why competitive eaters make the best drug mules and Velcro walls.
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Pat and Jahred are joined by Jahred’s brother and frat expert Vaughn on this week’s Chubstep. The three discuss if the bro romper is frat, the difference between hipsters and frat stars and when it’s ok to have a beard. The two continue with Instagram hashtags, loving vs liking, stupid baseball sayings, steaming a shirt while wearing it, remembering Chris Cornell, ‘Nine Months’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, bad drink names in ‘Booze Newz’, does it make you money or does it make you happy, missing tax money in ‘Tanzania News’, Chubstep listener emails including a round of FMK with phone apps, a censored call with Vaughn and the NBA playoffs.
Pat and Jahred are joined by shoe expert T-Wayne aka Jordan in this week’s Chubstep. The guys discuss Lonzo Ball’s new shoe, how to make money reselling shoes, is the Big Baller Brand a good investment, and trophy kids. Pat and Jahred continue with when to review, Jahred’s trip to Mississippi, long drives, inefficient graduations, traffic controllers/ravers, air fresheners bad look, chicken on a stick, leaving the tails on shrimp, ‘The Simpsons’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, getting mad at surveys in ‘B!7C# What’, a lake dispute in ‘Tanzania News’, making decisions based on worst case scenarios, tickets prices for the rich and poor, and bad choices in speeches.
Pat and Jahred are ready to satisfy your Thursday in this week’s Chubstep. The guys discuss excuses to get out of things, zoos, who the real killers are, WOW airlines, living up to the hype, the future of cover bands, the problem with liking music before you were born, listener emails including tipping in a restaurant, ‘Glee’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, traffic collisions in ‘Tanzania News’, Jahred’s trip to Milwaukee, and not following your own advice in ‘B!7C# What’
Pat and Jahred start off this Chubstep reminding you that nothing is free, even if Instagram says it is. The guys discuss the Fyre Festival disaster, the Chicago Bears draft, booing your new QB in ‘B!7C# What’, Jahred’s trip to Ole Miss, a round of which southern name is real and which is fake, the conspiracy of Chester, Illinois, a review of the Baby Back Rib Thickburger from Hardees, Jeff Goldblum’s food truck, ‘Igby Goes Down’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, SpaceX and what happens when you get things for free, democracy as a solution in Africa in ‘Tanzania News’, stupid bumper stickers and Jahred’s pet peeve
Jahred is joined by dubstep DJ/Producer MiKrodot. The guys talk about getting started in dubstep, following your dreams, the process of making a song, regional music, Martians Crew, dubstep in modern music, Meghan Trainor’s influence, and upcoming shows. Pat and Jahred discuss bad football t-shirts, SNL following in Chubstep’s footsteps, a lone white rhino on Tinder as a slippery slope, the ethical dilemma of mulch, Pat eating a minnow, depressing choices on an airplane, listener emails including moral decisions with one seat open in your car, a quick interruption by Mike James, ‘The Lost World: Jurassic Park’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, and wheelchair tennis in ‘Tanzania News’,
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Pat and Jahred are joined by friend of the show Big Money Banks in this international Chubstep. The guys discuss their Easter weekends, Pat getting spit on, gym class shower questionable actions, why the good ol days weren’t so good, what sport has the best and worst looking players, are pop artist now too good looking for good lyrics, listener emails including a follow up on past emails, text t-shirts in ‘B!7C# What’, Big Momma’s House soundtrack, ‘The Affair’ in the ‘Brendan Fraser Movie Review’, the real story behind Badpiece33, uses for vodka in ‘Booze News’, low key gas station update, ridiculous bumper stickers, and ambulance Uber’s for pregnant women in ‘Tanzania News’
Pat and Jahred open up this week’s Chubstep talking about Pat’s bad eating habits, watching golf on TV, Jahred going back to his roots and the grass roots, the latest Wisconsin Irish butter controversy, margarine law, the most boring thing on TV, Sinbad’s April Fool’s prank, a follow up on last week’s Chubstep listener email featuring a visit from The Real Boys Podcast’s very own Mike James, Chub Theory, ‘Susan 313’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, a dead battery commercial in stupid advertisements, 100 bands that should be in the Rock N’ Roll Hall Of Fame, Fastball getting snubbed, the original custom ringtones, child labor in ‘Tanzania News’, Abe Lincoln’s STD, and unoriginal social media ideas
Pat and Jahred discuss awkward greetings with dogs, Keanu Reeves, saying y’all when you’re from the north, saying punctuation, how to deal with bad parkers, pranks people have done to the Chubstep boys, exaggerated street signs, how to respond in a fast food restaurant, and iTunes reviews. Then the guys are joined by Chubstep social media man Trevor where they talk about Jahred’s problem and people wanting to get roasted. The boys continue with listener emails, ‘The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, emergencies and meltdowns in ‘Booze News’, falling off a speedboat in ‘Tanzania News’ and Patrick Ewing at Georgetown.
Pat and Jahred are vibing in this week’s Chubstep. The guys discuss Miami not being the party city for the NFL, Pat’s karaoke experience, the ultimate breakfast in a restaurant, classiest to trashiest chicken fast food, stump, following a drunk man’s orders, Jahred’s screening of ‘Tickling Giants’ about freedom of speech in Egypt, rapper jailed for lyrics in ‘Tanzania News’, listener emails including if a hot dog is a sandwich, ‘The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, the Big Aristotle in ‘B!7C# What’, and stupid advertisements.
Jahred is joined by Laura D’Asaro COO of Six Foods, the company behind Chirps Chips as seen on Shark Tank. The two discuss the cricket flour tortilla chip, why people should eat bugs, sustainability, gateway bugs, Mulan backlash, how the idea was formed, Laura’s time in Tanzania, her experience on Shark Tank, getting a deal with Mark Cuban and her breaking 2 world records. Pat and Jahred discuss green beer, nationality based holidays, Jahred’s trip to Salt Lake City, awkward flight attendant situations, the reality of Uber, people with DUI’s vs vapers, reworking Chicago’s shooting problem, Chuck E Cheese violence featuring a clip from Freakonomics Radio, revisiting the ‘who would type the fastest’ listener email question, minesweeper vs minecraft, disadvantages of right hand cars in the US, ‘Death Wish’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, and a new addition to the Sears Tower Skydeck
Pat and Jahred are back from a crazy week in this Chubstep. The guys talk about the free agent NFL moves, Martellus Bennett being their least favorite player, Pat being a passionate lover, a new morning drink in ‘Booze News’, St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago, listener emails including morality when it comes to witnessing a crime feat. a special call to official lawyer fAce, snow drivers, the change in male and females playing out their stereotypes, what décor is so 2017, Tickled documentary, who would potentially be a modern day OJ, ‘The Great White Hype’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, physical punishment in school in ‘Tanzania News’, clapping when a plane lands, waiving on boats, what is the worst place to work fast food, and French toast in ‘B!7C# What’
Pat and Jahred discuss their big event together and much more in this week’s Chubstep. The guys talk the behind the scene’s details of the Chicago Polar plunge including drinking lake water with baby oil off another man, using fake tanner, Chippenfails, Dax Shepard and Otis Wilson leading the way, getting the wind knocked out of you and raising a lot of money for the Special Olympics. Pat and Jahred continue with listener emails including which character averages the most words per minute typed on a standard American keyboard? 8 year old Macaulay Culkin, Kevin James under the influence of twice the doctor recommended dose of Xanax, or Steve Buschemi's character in the 1999 smash box office comedy hit Big Daddy? And their favorite fast food LTO’s, ‘Powder’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, speed being a disadvantage in ‘B!7C# What’, Major poacher caught in ‘Tanzania News’ and Jahred’s plan for @chubstepjahred
Pat and Jahred are starting off March with their last show before they do the Chicago Polar Plunge together. The guys discuss The Oscars, evaluating Russo’s predictions, 30 for 30, Chipotle style, people taking long at Subway, self-ordering McDonalds machines, the worst things they’ve been late to including a wedding, the people behind parody Twitter accounts, comments on comments on comments, National Strawberry day in ‘B!7C# What’, ‘Earth Girls Are Easy’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, Cheesies, the death of an LTO, restaurants from movies in real life, the ‘Mondo Mac’, Moonwalker on Sega, a volunteering dentist vs witchdoctors in ‘Tanzania News’, and dumb ads.
Pat and Jahred are joined by friend of the show and movie enthusiast Nick Russo. The guys discuss Nick’s picks for the Oscars last year, best picture nominees, Best Actor and Actress, talking politics at the award show, and Pat’s viewing habits. Pat and Jahred discuss being sick on air, how one days weather means global warming, Jahred’s antics at the Chicago Auto Show, Jim’s vs Express Grill, radio highlights, bad billboards, compensating for a bad movie, are mimes racist?, listener emails including how to become more Goldblum, ‘Morning Glory’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, buying pizza for a large gathering, and sacks of alcohol in ‘Tanzania News’
Pat and Jahred are giving you eargasms with their mellow accents on this week’s Chubstep. The guys discuss Brazilian steak houses, how well they predicted the Super Bowl, wearing the same pair of bowling shoes, a Chubstep giveaway, a strange winter, how to spin a story, the moment they realized they liked the music they do now, the Grammys, Jack White at half time, a bright hope for Jersey Mikes, bad radio personalities, TO in the Hall of Fame, Harambe Cheeto in ‘B!7C# What’, listener emails including the truth behind Jeff Goldblum, ‘Lush Life’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, time as a constraint and a blessing, a twisted translation in ‘Tanzania News’ and the Chicago Pizza Summit.
Pat and Jahred are exchanging gifts and hot topics on this Chubstep. The guys talk the Super Bowl, what bands they’d like to see at the halftime show in the future, contributing google map pictures, whispering to strangers, instant ‘Awesome’ videos on ESPN, melted chocolate in your pocket, ‘in loving memory’ window stickers, what to do with their cremated ashes, vodka robbery in ‘Booze Newz’, ‘The Big Chill’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, Internet trends in ‘B!7C# What’, Artistes smuggling drugs in ‘Tanzania News’, social media as an exaggeration, the death of syndicated television stations, and podcasting differing from the media norms.
Pat and Jahred are joined by friend of the show and finance guru Steve James. The guys discuss the old show, people living paycheck to paycheck, how to save, living above your means, and local brews to check out in ‘Brew’s News’. The Chubstep guys continue with the Bulls falling apart, Wisconsin ‘mountains’, the Naked Chicken Chalupa LTO, Pat’s Super Bowl themed drink, tall people judging height, how far is too far with bumper stickers, Snoop Dogg at the NHL All-Star Game, stupid radio ads, ‘Friends’ in the ’Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, A gold mine collapse in ‘Tanzania News’, football cities in ‘B!7C# What’, and listener emails including food regrets.
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Pat and Jahred are answering the questions that no one else will in this week’s Chubstep. Questions like how to deal with family members not knowing your name. The guys discuss rooting for other teams to lose in sports, a new slogan for the Falcons, mimosas at brunch, all green lights at an intersection, self-checkouts being removed in grocery stores making it harder to buy shady products, fights in rec leagues, a surprise call from friend of the show Erik Nava, listener emails including ranking the big 4 sub shops, politics on Facebook including a clip from the Adam and Dr. Drew show ep. 494, stupid advertisements, ‘Mad Dog Time’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, taxing charcoal in ‘Tanzania News’, and Colbert’s popularity
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Pat and Jahred are in their never ending prime in this week’s Chubstep. The guys talk about a new iTunes review, the Bennett brothers, eye pulsers, fans of popular teams, clean songs at a 21+ show, cover bands, bringing your own toppings to a restaurant, how to avoid paying bathroom attendants tips, what qualifies as a shirt in the gym, ‘Hideaway’ in the ‘Jeff Goldblum Movie Review’, listener emails including Pat’s power-ups, ponytails on guys, fake food shortage in ‘Tanzania News’, @chubsteppodcast tweets, Open Air lineup, gift cards, and a round of ‘Who Would You Rather Start A Smaller Business With?’