In this week’s Chubstep Pat, Steed and Jrad discuss pitching and catching on a Jet Ski, Paris Hilton in town, unnecessary social media accounts, popcorn toppings, dunking at 30, how to become certified, Ellen's apology, listener emails including if T-Rex could swim, ‘Levity’ in the ‘Billy Bob Thornton Movie Review’, a rare gem find in ‘Tanzania News’, too many children, and Pat being a dandy